RP Partner Matchmaker! Reblog if you want someone to suggest to you someone to RP with!

(Source: sadistsherlock)

WARNING: LITTLE SHIT ALERT!

sheisoneinthesame:

Reblog if your muse is a little shit.

OK listen up

I know I owe some threads, and hell I want to make some new ones as I haven’t forgotten about my muses Deidara and Ulquiorra. I might just do some modern ones with them or hell even fantasy related ones. I’ll even do some more mermaid Levi ones, even a cross over if I want ta. There’s also that fabulous bitch Grell on the back burner who I’m trying to figure out how to do the things with. That fucker Envy is good then there’s the newest shit Izaya. That bitch is gonna have some dark shit for him as I need angst. I love Shizaya as much as the next person but I like dark shit too. So how about some post rape, beaten to death, hanging by a thread in the hospital things for that fucker. And to heal give some mother fucking fluff in the middle of all that angst with some angry sex cause that’s the only sex Shizuo knows how to do with his fucking strength. So what am I going to do? But fuck nothing till later. See I’m going to be turning 22 in a day but we get the have a hora today. So I won’t be didly fidly on my computer where I can do the reblogs without the god damn links. What’s this mean for all you? Why am I saying this? I’m saying this for fucking ideas. Find a starter meme, slap a sexy symbol in my ask box and we will plot. If you want a flying purple tentacle puss with three boobs then we will plot that glorious fucker. So hit up my ask you wonderful people, so I can be swimming in threads with all you wonderful people

nisi-tenebrae whispered:
[Text] Did you like the little kiss I gace you Shizu-chan.~ There will be more where that came from if you come and visit me.

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

nisi-tenebrae:

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

nisi-tenebrae:

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

[Text] NO! You just… caught me off guard…. T-That’s all….. But why in the world would I come to you when you just showing up pisses me off?!

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"Eh? So it’s not just to be a pest? Hahaha, don’t tell me you like coming to this place to simply get enjoyment from yours truly!" Leaning against the wall, he took a glimpse of the tea Izaya was sipping from, not noticing the other at first considering he was simply focusing on just the conversation they were having. Still though…. a conversation with Izaya?? How obsurd!!! Although…. He had to admit it was better than the raven to start shit with him.

In all honesty, he didn’t think much of the plan, but as soon as he noticed the other cup of tea, he raised an eyebrow, rolling his eyes. “Oh please, I didn’t even take notice of it there until recent. I smashed the door in for crying out loud!! Although, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to have a couple sip— eh??” When he was just about to reach for it, Izaya picked it up, causing him to blink in confusion, but then even more as he urged him to leave. “Leave?? Then what was the point of me coming here??? Seriously, you’re a strange little flea. But whatever!” Shaking his head, Shizuo began to make a turn-around, starting to head towards the ‘door.’

Holding his hand to his head his eyes glanced back at him. “Could you fix the door on the way out, you were the one who broke it down in the first place.” The drugs were working better then he thought, taking hold of him moments after consuming them. He would have to write that down when he could. Right now he just wanted the bar tender to leave faster then he was moving. “Like I said, I hate to cute it short with my most hated person but that’s how this must…g..go..”
It was getting worse, the effects of the drugs were already in full swing. Izaya had put enough in for Shizuo’s body mass, the fact that he drank a dose meant for the monster escalated the effects. His breaths were already getting heavy, body heating up as it shivered. Arching against the back of the couch the informant tried to fight off the drugs hold, what they wanted him to do to himself. By this point the raven thought the bar tender was long gone, done with his silly games and plans for the day. “Fuck this isn’t good. That does was too big for me, its even worse then what they said it would be….yet it feels great.”

Despite the fact that Shizuo was irritated beyond belief by Izaya, he couldn’t help but feel….. concerned for the informant?? He was acting a lot more different than usual. “Hm, I’ll fix the door, but!!!” From there, he ran over to the smaller male, staring into his eyes, making sure he wasn’t possibly high off of something or not. Squinting, he pondered a bit before standing up, arms completely crossed. “Just what in the hell happened to you?? Ya look like you’ve been hit in the head by a fucking truck!” It was obvious once Izaya mention ‘dose,’ and that was when Shizuo hit the bullseye. “I knew there was something wrong with you! What the fuck were you thinking?! Taking drugs! But…” Feeling great?? Could it be…. “Aw hell no!!” This was when the bar tender turned around, about to head to the door, until he looked back once more. He shouldn’t feel bad for him, this is Izaya after all!!! But what…. what was keeping him from making his leave?!!

He expect Shizuo to hear him, though at this point not much sound thinking went through his mind. He didn’t even noticed he was lifted up. If he wanted to get out of this situation he would have to tend to it on his own, but first he had the monster to deal with. “They weren’t…mmmm…meant for me..they were meant for you..to s..see how you reacted to a sex drug. I was going to..have my way to write down how much you reacted to it….f..for the client that gave them to me.” Why was he telling him all this information? He did want the man to leave so he could get it over with. Not able to wait for the man to leave any longer, the informant made his way to his bedroom. Even with Shizuo there he could still close the door, do what he needed even with the man he hated there.

nisi-tenebrae whispered:
[Text] Did you like the little kiss I gace you Shizu-chan.~ There will be more where that came from if you come and visit me.

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

nisi-tenebrae:

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

[Text] NO! You just… caught me off guard…. T-That’s all….. But why in the world would I come to you when you just showing up pisses me off?!

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Entering the premises, the older man walked in casually at first, adjusting his shades as he stood by Izaya a bit, trying his hardest to hold in his anger. “You make it sound as if I don’t completely hate you. What made you believe so anyway?”

As soon as Izaya came closer to him, Shizuo backed up a bit, shifting his eyes as the other tried talking to him as if they really were attempting a normal conversation. At first it…. didn’t seem right! He’s been after Izaya for years but after a while….. What… Just what in the hell was he feeling?? “This…. it’s not sitting well with me, we’ve been in chase for quite some time but now…. Now you’re willing to talk civil with me.?? Izaya, I just… don’t understand you. But…. as you already know, I can’t stand violence plus…. You already know I’m a monster, ya know…. with my inhuman strength.”

"Oh I am well aware of your strength. If I feared it would you think I would keep coming to Ikebukuro. Other then work there is one other thing that keeps me coming there, call it an obsession I happen to have. I just have to keep going there just to get my fill of that." His eyes glace back to the untouched tea as he sipped at his own, wondering what the hell was taking him so long.

It couldn’t be that Shizuo caught onto his plan already? No he wasn’t nearly that smart to figure it out, though he did have a good nose so it could be possible. Little did Izaya know there was another reason as to why his plan would not work. “You know the normal thing to do when someone makes tea for you is to drink it. You could hate the stuff but it’s common courtesy  to..” as the informant spoke he went to pick up the cup. It was oddly cold when he had just made it. Looking back at his hand then to the other cup he realized he had drank from the one meant for Shizuo, the very one he put the drugs in. ..Well..this back fired on me those new sex drugs were meant to get Shizuo on his knees, not the other way around.” I’m afraid you must leave now for reasons I rather not list.”

"Eh? So it’s not just to be a pest? Hahaha, don’t tell me you like coming to this place to simply get enjoyment from yours truly!" Leaning against the wall, he took a glimpse of the tea Izaya was sipping from, not noticing the other at first considering he was simply focusing on just the conversation they were having. Still though…. a conversation with Izaya?? How obsurd!!! Although…. He had to admit it was better than the raven to start shit with him.

In all honesty, he didn’t think much of the plan, but as soon as he noticed the other cup of tea, he raised an eyebrow, rolling his eyes. “Oh please, I didn’t even take notice of it there until recent. I smashed the door in for crying out loud!! Although, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to have a couple sip— eh??” When he was just about to reach for it, Izaya picked it up, causing him to blink in confusion, but then even more as he urged him to leave. “Leave?? Then what was the point of me coming here??? Seriously, you’re a strange little flea. But whatever!” Shaking his head, Shizuo began to make a turn-around, starting to head towards the ‘door.’

Holding his hand to his head his eyes glanced back at him. “Could you fix the door on the way out, you were the one who broke it down in the first place.” The drugs were working better then he thought, taking hold of him moments after consuming them. He would have to write that down when he could. Right now he just wanted the bar tender to leave faster then he was moving. “Like I said, I hate to cute it short with my most hated person but that’s how this must…g..go..”
It was getting worse, the effects of the drugs were already in full swing. Izaya had put enough in for Shizuo’s body mass, the fact that he drank a dose meant for the monster escalated the effects. His breaths were already getting heavy, body heating up as it shivered. Arching against the back of the couch the informant tried to fight off the drugs hold, what they wanted him to do to himself. By this point the raven thought the bar tender was long gone, done with his silly games and plans for the day. “Fuck this isn’t good. That does was too big for me, its even worse then what they said it would be….yet it feels great.”

nisi-tenebrae whispered:
[Text] Did you like the little kiss I gace you Shizu-chan.~ There will be more where that came from if you come and visit me.

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

the-angry-bartender-shizuo:

[Text] NO! You just… caught me off guard…. T-That’s all….. But why in the world would I come to you when you just showing up pisses me off?!

image


Entering the premises, the older man walked in casually at first, adjusting his shades as he stood by Izaya a bit, trying his hardest to hold in his anger. “You make it sound as if I don’t completely hate you. What made you believe so anyway?”

As soon as Izaya came closer to him, Shizuo backed up a bit, shifting his eyes as the other tried talking to him as if they really were attempting a normal conversation. At first it…. didn’t seem right! He’s been after Izaya for years but after a while….. What… Just what in the hell was he feeling?? “This…. it’s not sitting well with me, we’ve been in chase for quite some time but now…. Now you’re willing to talk civil with me.?? Izaya, I just… don’t understand you. But…. as you already know, I can’t stand violence plus…. You already know I’m a monster, ya know…. with my inhuman strength.”

"Oh I am well aware of your strength. If I feared it would you think I would keep coming to Ikebukuro. Other then work there is one other thing that keeps me coming there, call it an obsession I happen to have. I just have to keep going there just to get my fill of that." His eyes glace back to the untouched tea as he sipped at his own, wondering what the hell was taking him so long.

It couldn’t be that Shizuo caught onto his plan already? No he wasn’t nearly that smart to figure it out, though he did have a good nose so it could be possible. Little did Izaya know there was another reason as to why his plan would not work. “You know the normal thing to do when someone makes tea for you is to drink it. You could hate the stuff but it’s common courtesy  to..” as the informant spoke he went to pick up the cup. It was oddly cold when he had just made it. Looking back at his hand then to the other cup he realized he had drank from the one meant for Shizuo, the very one he put the drugs in. ..Well..this back fired on me those new sex drugs were meant to get Shizuo on his knees, not the other way around.” I’m afraid you must leave now for reasons I rather not list.”

Anonymous whispered:
your worthless shit anyway. kill yourself. youll do the world a favor by doing it.

heavenisntreadyletsraisehell:

im sure.

I was brought here by a Shizuo, odd right ha. But really anon. I would love to see just how BIG you are when you’re not hiding behind that grey face. Come off of it and say those things to another human being. You are a worthless pile of shit anon and I have had it with you and your kind. Fuck off from this person who is most likely wonderful. I don’t know for sure yet as I am being creepy and reblogging this to tell off the grey face infront of me. Hate is hate in my eyes, no matter who might be receiving it so again I tell you to kindly fuck off~~

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone)

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

I found Shizuo’s and Izaya’s anime love child

I didn’t think about it before but now I am.

Looking at the personality, the looks and way they act I am pretty sure that Alois Trancy from Black Butler is their love child.

I repeat.

Alois Trancy is the product of Izaya and Shizuo!

THAT HELL SPAWN IS THERE’S!

ok so just to recap…..

This ^

And this ^^

Made

THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The child from hell, that has power, plays with people like toys CAME from those two.

Don’t even TRY to tell me other wise as we ALL know Grell is the child of Suigetsu and Karin from Naruto.